2001-12-17 - 11:30 a.m.

Monday, the 17th of December.

I've always yearned to start a diary entry with the following words:'Mum, I'm feeling terrible,I want to die.'

The appropriate situation has never arose and the line made famous in the Viet war movie Platoon probably epitomised what most guys would feel if they were in my cousin's shoes last night.

Peter Goh Boon Lai,28,Electrical Communications Engineer.B.Eng(Hons,1st class) University of Birmingham... yer typical clean living S'porean male whose cousin is yers truly.Well, he got married last night, wasnt sure if he felt like dying, but I'm sure I will if I were him.

Why makes a rational male to take the irrational plunge to take up matrimonial bondage?Army is irrational too, but in marriage you have a choice.Peter can now kiss goodbye to fragging at clubs, getting pissed drunk and screaming 'Hello world!I'm still alive...*pukes*...' into the neck of a vodka bottle and going out for late night teh tarik, talk cock session with his mates.Now it's a big hello to loans, mortgages, insurance premiums and a female who's always going 'Hey dear, look at this new dress I've bought!'

At least the Martell at his wedding is on free flow,Haha!!!!!

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